Definitions
Wonderland – The place where Lewis Carole’s Alice fell into, and experienced lots of wonders.
Neverland – The place where kids never grow up and remain kids till the world ends. The leader of Neverland is Peter Pan.
Already these two worlds are like opposite poles on earth. So, what happens when a person from Neverland goes to Wonder land?
Since neverland is kid’s world, there are torches lit everywhere in the night so that kids never loose their way. These torch lighting is very important responsibility, and the people doing it were considered to be the inevitable VIP neverlanders. Let us call them Lighters.
One such Lighter went to wonderland for a visit.
“Wow!! This is a beautiful place.”
“Wow!! These people are really sweet, this is like heaven. I could live here forever. After all, who wants to live in the stupid neverland? It has only forests, animals and pirates.”
“Wish neverlanders learnt everything from these people”
“Oops, do you mean to say, that hole had two buildings in it? Impossible!! Who would ever want to destroy Wonderland? It is such a heaven on earth. ”
“I wish I had these wonders in neverland too. But it will never happen :-( Those neverlanders never grow up (I guess, I am growing up after reaching wonderland).”
“Sigh!! Sad that I have to return. Let me collect all the candies and chocolates from here. The food in neverland doesn’t taste good. Once again, I wish I could stay back”
“They poked my bag!! They poked my bag saying I am a pirate since I am from neverland!! They poked me!! This is the Hell on earth and these people are demons. This is no wonderland!! People of neverland, save me!!”
At Neverland
“They really scared one of us?”
“This is really a shame. Nobody has the right to insult a neverlander”
“We should poke them too. Who are they to judge we are pirates? Get the pokers ready. From today on, we will be poking every wonderlander coming here, till we are satisfied”
“Yes, let us go to Peter Pan and request him to inaugurate it”
Peter Pan
“Whats the matter?”
“Somebody from wonderland poked a neverlander”
“Poked?”
“Err- poked his bag”
“Why?”
“They thought he is a pirate“
“Why?”
“Because, his name is Jack. (Similar to Jack Sparrow)”
“Jack Sparrow is not a neverlander. He is pirate of the Caribbian”
“Yea, these wonderlanders could have checked that easily!!”
“So, what do you think we should be doing?”
“Peter Pan, we should poke them back!!”
“Should we really?”
“Don’t you see? They just— They just insulted one of our Lighters!!”
“Okay, Go and poke them back. But one warning: the moment you start doing it, you will grow up and will never be a kid again”
“But—- What— Why–”
“See, you are a neverlander, because you are fair in your judgments. That is how you maintain your childhood. The moment you loose the fair judgment, and start acting like a wonderlander, you grow up. You know, growing up is demonizing yourself. Moreover, we have our own threats to deal with, like the Pirates. Let us find ways to deal with them first, which we haven’t.”
“Yes, Peter Pan, you are right”
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“Nasra, are you sleeping?”
“No, I was blogging. Just completed typing. I will send the link to you right now.”
Oops!! The blog composer still has only the title – “Questioning a Bollywood V.I.P. Named Khan”. Weird!!
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PS : No intention of glorifying one nation or degrading another, simplifying one topic or complicating it. The words came out of the scary thought of being eyed with suspicion, being discriminated, or being alienated at another part of the world. Comics help reduce the fear.
